All we need
is to have a look at the news these days, I think they are funny really (you
must be careful with this write-up as it may scare children and adults alike)
To begin
with, I am restless and thinking for every minute of the day about this
Malaysian airplane that got lost in the middle of the China sea. My interpretation of course is that aliens
took it, please don’t laugh as every one else laughed at me, but being a star
wars believer, I guess this could be a reason amongst other reason. However the other reason for the disappearance
could be that there was so much diamonds on the plane so the hijackers made it
land somewhere that is completely unknown to the satellites of this world. Of course this hypothesis makes me so happy
as the theory that claims that all of us are being watched by the BIG BROTHER
is incorrect, else how come a triple 7 airplane just disappears in the middle
of nowhere or in thin air.
Let us look
at another piece of news yesterday; the CIA and NSA are being accused of spying
on their own politicians? Ok, hold on a second, who were they supposed to spy
on? I am sure it was not on missing
airplanes? Otherwise we would not have any missing planes would we now?? Jokes apart, why spy on people that the CIA
and NSA had checked, re-checked and made their due diligence reports on prior
to choosing these politicians. Unless of
course there are two sets of CIA and NSA one that starts the check prior to the
job being undertakes by the politicians and another one to confirm that reports
on the politicians are in fact correct. Of
course this is normal as we as a country want to protect tax payers’ money by
double spending.
The woman
from Nigeria was crying on the BBC when she was saying that 10.9 billion dollars
had disappeared from the coffers. How on
earth does a 10.9 billion dollars disappear? Thin air? Robbery, James bond
story? Should we get inspector Gadget or Sherlock Holmes on the job? Maybe that
is a job for CIA and NSA too, at least here one will make money for the tax
payers!
But the
weirdest thing to me is that guy who released from prison after being charged
with murder thirty years ago. He is now 64, and had lost his youth for
something that he didn’t do. Of course,
the CIA and NSA are busy checking and re-checking their politicians they cannot
spy on every man and his dog and confirm the possibility of him being a killer
or not, can they? If I was this man, I don’t
know what I would do. I think Hollywood
should be on the story before Bollywood gets its hand on it.
But Bollywood
has a much bigger fish to fry, there is a politician who has been an MP till
the age of 92 (or 94, not sure, but the two years may not make a big
difference), the reason for leaving the parliament has nothing to do with his
age of course. He says that it had
become very noisy and no one respects the other in that cube.
Sorry, these
bits of news are funny, and I am not ready to condolence the families of the
people on the missing airplane until they find the black box. Please tell me that I should stop watching
the news.
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